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10 FACTS THAT PROVE WHY LIGHT SKIN LADIES ARE BETTER THAN DARK SKIN LADIES!! WARNING, DON’T READ THIS IF YOU’RE FAINT-HEARTED THIS MIGHT BE TOO BLUNT!

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WARNING: The following article is classified as offensive humor/intentional provocation. Avoid reading it if you are the type of person that catches feelings like homa.

Gentlemen not only prefer blondes but also lighter skinned women in general. Fact is I am not a gentlemen, so I don’t really mind whether a chic is light skinned or dark skinned. So long as she’s hot, I shall bang and re-bang. But if you come to think of it, light skin babes are actually a better option for a man than dark skin babes. Why is that so? Allow me to propagate some light skin propaganda to help you understand.


1. Light skin chics don’t eat a lot of food
Most light skin chics try too hard to prevent themselves from getting fat so they don’t eat a lot. Sometimes they intentionally starve themselves. Who are we to judge these tudems for torturing their intestines? After all, this is beneficial to us men, Dating a light skin chics helps you cut your losses on food-related matters. When you take a dark skin chic out for a coffee date, she is most likely to order another cup after finishing the first. A light skin chic won’t even finish the first cup. With the economic situation at it’s worst, you do your math.

2. Dark skin chics use too much makeup and lipstick
Chocolate hunnies try too hard to make themselves shine. For some, you even have to use a jembe to dig through their layers of makeup if you are really curious enough to want to see the real faces. It’s too much. Dark skin chics are renowned for making outlandish alterations to their appearances. If ‘Dark Skin Chics’ and ‘Makeup’ were in a relationship on Facebook, it would undoubtedly be classified as “engaged”. Can’t women just stay the way God created them? Of course they can’t/ Especially not dark-skin chics.
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